Posted on April 4, 2020
MY LEMONADE STAND IS GONG NOWHERE
i started the lemonade stand bc i was BORED not bc i need money or antything. this is a vanity project and i love making lemonade and to all u loosers who say i am trying to profit off the pee wee football team u need to step off.
Posted on April 4, 2020
to the newbs who just started like US Airways: FUCK OFF
i came to this site for the same reason. i love US Airways and i refuse to travel on any other airline. this means ive boxed myself in travel wise but u know what ive been travelling in nothing… Read More
Posted on April 4, 2020
fuck this app
first let me start by saying this app has gotten me laid so many times ever since i have install it i have just been overwhelm in pussay. im shy to talk to girls irl but now all i have to do is send them emoticons of humorful elephants to hook up w them. now my love life has exploded for a guy who spends most of his days on the internet arguing whether 90s michael jordan bulls were more important than 9/11.
Posted on April 2, 2020
The Hallmark Valentines Day Experience
i have been writing cards at Hallmark for 26 yrs and today i am being fired for drinking on the job so now i am going to give all you fucks a piece of my mind. first and… Read More
Posted on April 1, 2020
Dating Advice from a Date Rapist
Greg “Mac 10” Dystopia is a Pick Up Artist and convicted date rapist who’s been writing dating advice columns in Esquire, GQ, and other men’s magazines for over fifteen years. Due to limitations placed upon him by the… Read More