Posted on April 4, 2021
Where’s Waldo at the US Capitol Attack? – Chapter 1: Waldo Origin Story
I, like so many others in the Waldo ecosystem, was saddened and horrified to learn that our Waldo, the former international sensation whose nondescriptness in crowds has provided us with so much joy, was recently indicted in federal… Read More
Posted on April 4, 2021
Ancestry.com Said I’m Related to a Horse Fucker
when i saw the ancestry.com commercial the woman said she was related to Thomas Jefferson and the singer from Smash Mouth and I was like wow i wonder if i am related to the drummer from Smash Mouth…. Read More
Posted on April 29, 2020
my quarantine soulmate is the laugh track from Friends
i do not like people to begin with so when they said we all had to stay inside because of china flu i thought that was great. humans can jump and rob you, paint paintings of WWII, things… Read More
Posted on April 25, 2020
Coronavirus canceled the Beanie Baby conference, now I want to kill myself
every year i have gone to the Pasadena Beanie Baby Conference and it is basically the highlight of my year. i started collecting in 97, in between the deaths of Princess Dianna and Mother Theresa, i used it… Read More
Posted on April 13, 2020
FLORIDA SPRING BREAK WE CANT GET CORONA HAHAHA
man it is so great that young people cant get coronavirus hhaha all those old people stuck inside. thats why we decided to go to down to Ft Lauderdale
Posted on April 5, 2020
Mcafee virus scanner does not cure China Virus (0 Star Review)
when i first heard about coronavirus i did not care because i do not drink corona.
Posted on April 4, 2020
9/11 Deniers Romance
i couldnt believe my eyes was the tall dark beautiful woman before me really at the 9/11 deniers conference or had the government sent another a hologram into my life?
Posted on April 4, 2020
KAPPA KAPPA GROUP TXT
WHO THE FUCK IS DOING GOAT SACRIFICES IN THE COMMON ROOM…
Posted on April 4, 2020
Inject the Cheetos into my VEINS PLZ
CHEETOS Crunchy Cheddar Jalapeno Flavored Snacks. So. Fucking. Dope. It’s like they read my mind. My favorite cheese thing slathered in Jalapeno toppings, I WOULD LITERALLY KILL MYSELF IF THEY DIDN’T EXIST. No. Seriously. CaN U Handle X-Treme Cheesiness at like… Read More
Posted on April 4, 2020
ScientologySingles.com
i joined Scientology Singles dot com to meet the love of my life. everything i do revolves around The Church so it seemed like the perfect website to meet a girl on. call me old fashioned, but i still like to take a woman out for a night on the town.